New Pork: An Exciting Taste Treat (1970)
1970 · Short film · 20 min
Synopsis
Donna Jenkins, a female food editor, types up new slogans for pork when she isn't busy having pork-related supermarket meat-counter fantasies! Garish tablecloths, and dozens of pork dishes lovingly prepared (we assume) by Donna. Who is this enigmatic and mysterious woman with a pork fetish? Only the winning bidder will know. Pork kabobs, people! Nice jazzy piano soundtrack!
Synopsis from TMDb
Details
- Released
- 1970-01-01
- Running time
- 20 minutes
- Language
- English
- Collection
- Ephemeral Films
Reviews on the Internet Archive
★★★★★ · MOAR PORK! · veg-o-matic · 2014-09-10
Wow, I love me some pork products, but this film is a little much. Definitely worth watching, though it doesn't inspire me to hold a backyard "Porkecue." What the heck is a "porklet", and why would anyone make a pizza with it? Great soundtrack, clothes and hairdos. There is something a little disturbing about the way the woman says pork--and she says it a lot!
★★★★ · MAKE WAY FOR CRAZY PORK LADY! · Spuzz · 2016-11-14
Fun film telling us about a food editors seemingly unending fascination with pork. Why, you can do so much with it! The dishes here don't look TOO bad actually. It just the ball for all obsession with everything pork related that makes this film so much fun! Highly recommended!
★★★★ · It's Pork-tastic! · Dodsworth the Cat · 2026-10-18
It's not just pork. It's NEW PORK. Changes have taken place in the last few years! It's almost a completely new meat! The plot involves a newspaper editor who becomes a shill for the pork industry, thanks to a news release that she can likely print verbatim. She ticks off a huge list of pork dishes as xylophone-laden stock music cheerfully plays in the background (Capitol Media Music, it sounds like). To emphasize the yumminess, the camera trucks in and out of the dishes.