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- Running time
- 14 minutes
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- Prelinger Archives
- Internet Archive item
- safety_in_danger
Reviews on the Internet Archive
★★★★★ · Jaw-dropper! · JackCalvert · 2013-08-28
Having read the references to "Guardiana," I thought it was a joke: viewers poking fun at the hypervigilant adults that typically populated films like this. Until the Lindsay Wagneresque crossing guard drives into the desert and starts communicating telepathically with a flying saucer! It's certainly a novel way to keep the audience interested in what would otherwise be another boring safety film, however considering the leering announcer's emphasis on Karen's youth and beauty, I'm surprised she wasn't kitted up in a "space bikini" along with her little handheld stop sign. Truly a towering…
★★★★★ · The "Very Special Woman" returns! · Spuzz · 2004-06-21
After spending more than 1/4 of the movie rehashing of who Guardiana is, (and it's a good rehash!) we find out how she is saving little kids this time.. outdoors! She luckily saves some kids from drowning, some kid from falling off a rock cliff and some kid getting plowed over by a car. Of course, again Guardiana is super camp, and amazes us all in the cheapness of it. One can almost see a whole pile of gay camp in all of this, as after all, she is one 'special woman'.... ARE THERE MORE OF THESE?? A MUST SEE on this site!!!
★★★★★ · Guardiana II: The Wrath of Outdoors · Scott Bot · 2004-10-10
Guardiana, the Safety Woman of the ABBA/Disco outfit and the vaguely obscene hand gestures, is back in yet another adventure, saving young children from their stupid mistakes. First, she saves two kids from drowning after one of them falls in the water when apparently the force of his hat falling off throws him in the water, and his friend jumps in to save him. Then, she saves a bratty little girl from getting hit by a car (and getting a lecture on motorbike safety). When the two boys are walking to the boat, why does one of them wave his hat in front of him? Are there noxious gasses around?…
★★★★★ · Karen's origin story · controcorrente · 2025-05-11
The Karen is immunized against all dangers: one may call her a busybody, bully, hypocrite, hysteric, it all runs off her like water off a raincoat. But call her a Karen and you will be astonished at how she recoils, how injured she is, how she suddenly shrinks back: “I need to speak to the manager.”