Soundie - Heaven Help A Sailor On A Night Like This (1940)

★★★ · Sex-hungry sarong girls on parade! · Kieran Kenney · 2004-07-23

An older, experienced sailer meets two young recruits in a bar. They've just been dumped by two girls and... No, it's not what your thinking. The old man, his name is Dan Magee ("I've sailed the sea") simply goes on a musical yarn about how he got shipwrecked on an island full of Dorothy Lamour stand-ins (apparently all of occidental leniage) who totally wore him out with a night of love-making. Castle Anthrax anyone? Stupid and actually fairly innocent (the girlies all keep their sarongs carefully wrapped around their lythe boddies), but it's worth watching.