Science and Your Garden

★★★★★ · Thin and Scrawny Roots, Begone! · Dodsworth the Cat · 2025-01-31

3,000 roses on a single bush! This infomercial is full of overblown rhetoric by a guy in an armchair in a garden, using his sunglasses to point at viewers, and ruffling up his jacket lapels as he asks if we'd give our right arm for climbing roses that'll make our eyes pop. He even has his "daughter" (was he 60 when he had the kid?) spelling her name in her lawn thanks to the plant franken-food being pushed. They're eating like kings, boy! You'll love the editing where Jock tries to stand in the same place at the previous shot and stares at the camera for a bit. There's bonus murky 1930s…